Thank God for Less-Strict Pharmacy Laws

Something got seriously out of wack in my back after my misadventure in Lima, and I've been down for the count for the last two days, unable to even tie my shoes (if I had shoelaces, that is). So it was with great relief--both mental and physical--that I found an adequately powerful muscle relaxant available from my local pharmacy. They aren't cheap, though, so I'm considering putting a donation button on this blog, as I get the most webpage hits after I blog about the events in which I received the most body hits. (What's up with that, folks? Negative reinforcement?) After all, I'm taking all this abuse for your reading pleasure--nothing else.